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Thor Deleted Scene: Volstagg

#AND HE DOESNT CARE WHAT PLANET OR SPECIES KIDS ARE FROM #AND HE HAS KIDS #HE LOVES THEM ALL UNCONDITIONALLY #SO CUTE BECAUSE HE IS A DADDY #AND LOOK AT THE SECOND GIF #HE THROWS AWAY HIS BELOVED AXE NONCHALANTLY SO SHE DOESNT GET SCARED #FEELS.

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songsofwolves:

“I only ever wanted to be your equal”

Thor/Loki gender swap - feat. Jennifer Lawrence as Thor & Rooney Mara as Loki

*inspired by [x] 

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acciothenoseofvoldemort:

nooby-banana:

farareusis:

bradley-uppercrust-the-iii:

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taiomifox:

lywinis:

pokemonmasterkimba:

liztrade:

Look at the details! The dog bowl says ‘Loki’, and the license plate is “ASG4RD” or Asgard.

It’s cut off in the gif, but the mom’s coffee cup has a Stark label on it.

I still declare that the best part of this is that she’s a little girl cosplaying Thor. :3

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THIS IS SO CUTE

This whole thing probably takes place in the Marvel movieverse and Thor was just flying by or something and saw this strange little girl trying really hard to be like him and he just thought WHAT A CUTE CHILD I SHALL MAKE HER DREAMS COME TRUE and just sent a bolt of lightning flying down and made the car explode and he flew away thinking AH HOW HAPPY SHE MUST BE

i don’t even know

As much as I love this, all I keep thinking it “this girl’s cosplay is better than mine will ever be”

I already reblogged this once but this almost makes me WEEP with how cute it is.  LOOK AT HER DRAGGING MJOLNIR ACROSS THE FLOOR AAAAHHHHH

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#So does this mean that almost all the Marvel movies leading up to Avengers were taking place at around the same time? #Like there were these 6 months of absolute hell at SHIELD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S AN ALIEN IN NEW MEXICO #SO NOW I HAVE AN ALIEN AND SOME BIGSHOT WHO’S FLYING AROUND IN A METAL SUIT #OH AND THE HULK BROKE HARLEM #THIS IS LOVELY #Coulson you’re on this

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crimson-sun:

My favourite character after watching Avengers was Loki, and I was apathetic about Thor. My friends suggested I watch Thor, which I hadn’t seen at the time, because Loki was supposedly more dignified in it.

I gotta say though, now having seen Thor a few times, I like Thor a lot more and Loki a lot less..

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daltasia:

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chocobolatay:

fixed it

  #VERILY I HATH FORSAKEN MINE ABILITIES TO CAN

THOSE TAGS UPPERS

It just keeps getting better

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DYING

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borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

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incomprehensiblelentils:

#I bet Darcy and Jane were hanging out in the safe place that Coulson sent them to #watching the news as it happened #Jane’s freaking out and trying to remember to breathe and Darcy’s just pointing at the screen going #I KNOW THAT GUY!! I TASED HIM ONCE!!

If I were a Marvel character, I would almost certainly be Darcy.

Darcy was literally like if someone from Tumblr got put in the Marvel universe

<3

I seriously love Darcy. Hands down favorite female character in the Marvelverse. Yes, even more than Black Widow.

Darcy is awesome :D

Literally every line she had in this movie made me laugh or made me squee…or both in some cases

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meghaltow:

Can we just take a second

to appreciate

the fact that

Thor

has Loki’s horn motif

engraved

in his vambraces?

A sign to commemorate a fallen comrade/brother in arms/friend. If you notice in Lord of the Rings, Aragorn took Boromir’s vambraces after he died, and proceeded to wear them for the remainder of the series.

THIS IS GREAT YOU GUYS, OKAY?

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