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misslucid:

i’m baaack ⊂((・▽・))⊃ new game of thrones on sunday!!
so of course my warmup tonight was vaguely GoT/sterek themed oops

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For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starvin’ to death and haven’t died. I feel nothin’. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh.

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A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

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bilvee:

i just thought “i should draw a hannibal x animal crossing crossover just for shits an gigs” but then i realised no i can’t bc he’s

a human

in a town full of animals

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_{Were you reluctant to take on [Much Ado About Nothing]?}

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magicrobotgeography:

scribbles-and-slash:

I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…

Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….

They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.

She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
“You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.

Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;

That’s like this one time I was in the toy aisle at Wal-Mart and this lady and her son walked past me, and I heard her mumble something about Monster High dolls, and her son got really excited about them. So, they walked past this one doll and he made grabby hands at it and you know what his mom said? “That’s a knock-off toy, you want the real thing don’t you?”

And I just thought it was utterly priceless because it’s like, “good job, mom, no generic toys for your child.”

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^{On his head was a crown of berries and red leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring he wore a crown of woodland flowers.}

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motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES

AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES

TO GET WILL GRAHAM SOME PROPER FUCKING MEDICAL CARE

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captaindick:

ladyw1nter:

_{So the pic is just for a commercial apparently.}

I AM IN DENIAL.

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hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

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