Like a majestic buffalo I shall geek out over random things and spell words poorly.

 

Today I shall make pumpkin spice cookies. And on Saturday I shall make more!

hatepig asked
I need you to imagine awkward queer Natasha Romanoff who is A+ at seducing men because she rarely feels anything in relation to it and has all the trouble in the world with women because her training never covered getting a lady to be her girlfriend. It was all about working around women. And Natasha is always trying to hook Steve up so she can live vicariously through his dating and Clint is like 'don't let her do this after the Stark job she spent months finding me redheads 'cause of Potts'.
dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

dragonlordoferebor:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

cassbones:

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

danielkanhai:

i bought this bonsai tree growing kit for three dollars and i know nothing will probably grow, but who could beat that price, right? after i soak the seed pod for 24 hours i have to keep it in the fridge for three months to trick it into thinking winter has passed. it’s probably the biggest prank i’ll ever pull on a seed. like psych, buddy, you thought winter was over? that was the god damn crisper drawer oh shiiit.

tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

(Source: sandandglass)

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

partybottom:

your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”

your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”

your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix

you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous

there is dignity in just being

it is ok to be

you merely have to be

mollyfostergraham:

Remember when Gary The Dickhead assaulted Amy Dyer on her home  _

And she left town because she was scared  () 

And then Simon Monroe came back with her ٩◔‿◔۶

And they went to the pub just to annoy Gary ¬)

And Simon Monroe make it very clear he could and would kick the shit out of Gary Kendal if he ever threatened Amy or any other PDS again (◕‿◕✿)

Because Simon Monroe has zero time for abusive cowards that gett off bullying girls ◕‿‿◕)