Like a majestic buffalo I shall geek out over random things and spell words poorly.
Today I shall make pumpkin spice cookies. And on Saturday I shall make more!
a fucking pirate king at that
And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.
And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.
i bought this bonsai tree growing kit for three dollars and i know nothing will probably grow, but who could beat that price, right? after i soak the seed pod for 24 hours i have to keep it in the fridge for three months to trick it into thinking winter has passed. it’s probably the biggest prank i’ll ever pull on a seed. like psych, buddy, you thought winter was over? that was the god damn crisper drawer oh shiiit.
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”
your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”
your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix
you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous
there is dignity in just being
it is ok to be
you merely have to be
Remember when Gary The Dickhead assaulted Amy Dyer on her home ಠ_ಠ
And she left town because she was scared (╥﹏╥)
And then Simon Monroe came back with her ٩◔‿◔۶
And they went to the pub just to annoy Gary 凸(¬‿¬)凸
And Simon Monroe make it very clear he could and would kick the shit out of Gary Kendal if he ever threatened Amy or any other PDS again (◕‿◕✿)
Because Simon Monroe has zero time for abusive cowards that gett off bullying girls ◕‿‿◕｡)づ